

Fuck you Hitler.
Liam Neeson recording a voicemail message for a fan
and the sound of pants being shat fills up their inbox.
Yes!
still me.
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Sure, why not?
I’ve always been jealous of people who can jump up and fart.
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Hemingway Look-alike Contest
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smart.
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This happened to me once. I didn’t know cockroaches could fly. I don’t think I was the same after that night.
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