One Trick Pony

One Trick Pony

Food and Beverage Serviceman, Non Important Member of Local News, & Almost Funny Guy

@jacqui_hopely painted this for @dwensara and I’m kind of in love with it.  (Taken with instagram)

@jacqui_hopely painted this for @dwensara and I’m kind of in love with it. (Taken with instagram)

Observation while taking an order

Me: [writing down an order] So that’ll be the calamari and the chicken flatbread?
Oldest man at the table: Ryan!
Me: Yes?
Old Man: where are you from?
Me: South Jersey.
Old Man: Ahhh, where are your parents from?
Me: The Philippines sir.
Old man: Well then, that makes sense then. You’re left handed like me. I’ve spent a lot of time in the orient and they don’t have any left handers over there.
Me: oh so, you’re a south paw too? Well to be honest with you, my dad is left handed.
Old man: oh well he must have a little bit of white in him. Probably a G.I. On shore leave or something.


Old fashioned ignorance kinda makes me enjoy Mad Men that much more.

thedailywhat:

Early Bird Special: YouTuber danielbwilson writes: “Discovered completely by accident by putting the toys away, it just had to be recorded and shared. Alone these toys seem innocent, but together, it is just wrong. Elmo Live and Tickle Me Extreme Cookie Monster.”

[reddit.]

It’s crazy how perfectly this works out.

(Source: thedailywhat)

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